Billy Barbarian finds his way to the mighty metropolis of Sethopolis. After meeting two new friends, Jack Indabocks and Phat Cao, he finds himself employed to protect the singer Celine Dijon.
At first the job seems a simple task, keep the diva safe from danger, but quickly the job becomes so much more. Billy must not only learn to deal with life in the big city, but he must also learn how to deal with so many different people. can he learn to do so in time to save the life of Celine?