Read Along: Paradise Palms: Chapter 41
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Myra
Myra sat in a chair in the back room of the car and stroked the baby hadrosaur’s soft, brown skin. Moonlight glinted off its body and she could just make out tiny, darker markings. She traced these with her finger and waited for the tiny creature to awaken. It would wake up and she’d feed it and love it. This was her child. The one she’d waited for since she was a little girl. The one she’d always wanted to care for and raise.
She’d raised dogs and farm animals growing up, but this was her dream. To see and touch living, breathing dinosaurs. She wanted to raise them and study them and learn all she could. Now she had that chance. She would never be going back to the future. She couldn’t go back. This is the opportunity of a lifetime, and she was going to stay here study each and every dinosaur she could find.
There was no need to worry about what Sam or Girlfriend or Lin or Tiger Lily would think. They were only here to save Clive. But Myra wondered if Clive really needed saving. Perhaps he was on a more noble quest, one they couldn’t possibly understand.
Myra put the baby in her lap, being ever so careful not to disturb its sleep, and slid one of Clive’s many journals in front of her. She longed to just read them all and absorb as much of his experience as she could, but she wanted to gain her own experiences. To make her own observations. She didn’t need Clive’s book.
The journal slid effortlessly across the table and landed on the floor in a paper sprawl like a dead-
A dead what? Myra looked down at the baby hadrosaur in her lap. It had been cold since she’d picked it up, but it was a reptile. It was supposed to be cold, wasn’t it? And hatchling reptiles would have a yolk sac in its stomach so it didn’t need food, right?
That being the case, why had it been so quiet? She placed her hand on its chest. Nothing. It wasn’t breathing. How long had it not been breathing? Had it grown colder and she only now noticed? She sucked in a panicked breath. It had trusted her to save it and she’d allowed it to die. It had suffered the same fate as its brothers and sisters back at the nest. It had died. All she’d done was prolong its death. She brought it up to her breast and rocked back and forth holding it.
“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry,” she mumbled quietly as she cried.
She was a killer. She’d probably had some future bacteria on her that killed the poor thing. No, she couldn’t believe that. Clive had been here a long time. But he had also not had contact with them until he’d been here a while.
“Wait a minute,” Myra said quietly to herself. “It must be Clive that’s killed off all the dinosaurs. Just as I’ve killed this baby, it must be him that’s killed off all the rest. His studies have allowed him to spread his germs all across the land.”
She laid the baby hadrosaur’s body on the floor and started sifting through Clive’s journals. She had to find the first one. She read through some of his notes and his research, but he had to see this coming. He had to know he was destroying this world. Her world. The one she so desperately cared about and needed to save.
With only the moonlight as her source of light, and fueled by anger, she read through Clive’s notes. How the healthy herds of hadrosaur had gone from numerous and thriving to sickly and dying. How their colors had dulled, and they became more and more listless. They tried to migrate, but had difficultly leaving a grazed area and would die off en masse.
Her rage continued to increase as she read onward through page after page, journal after journal. His notes had gone from startling observation of magnificent beasts, both predator and prey, to a study of what was killing off all the animals he could see. Even the predators were fewer except the number of scavengers that increased. He noted that there must be something he can do, but postulated that he should do nothing for this must be the pre-ordained fate of the dinosaurs and he would do better to go off in search of an explainable source.
Myra knew better. He was only spreading whatever and doing it at a far faster rate. If he wasn’t stopped, he could endanger every species of dinosaur across the globe. She couldn’t let that happen. He had stolen her chance to study these magnificent beasts in their natural environment.
Her eyes started to close as she opened one of the last journals and her head bobbed. She had to finish.
Lin gasped as she came into the back and saw the baby hadrosaur on the floor. “What happened?”
Myra’s head snapped up. “What? I’m fine.”
“Myra, I’m so sorry. What happened to the baby?”
Myra couldn’t answer. She burst into tears of frustration. How could she explain this to Lin? She would never understand that it was a problem far deeper than just one little baby. This was the possible extinction of the entire species. Could it be possible that Clive was the destruction of the dinosaurs?
She couldn’t grasp that. It couldn’t be possible. How could one person from the future kill off nearly every reptile of the past? It had been something quick, but could it be possible? Could a germ from the future propagate in a prehistoric environment and destroy everything?
“No, it’s not possible.”
“What’s that?” Lin put her arm around Myra’s shoulder.
“It can’t be Clive that’s killing the dinosaurs.”
“I don’t understand what you’re saying,” Lin shook her head.
Myra could feel her eyes burning from exhaustion. She needed to rest, but she had to make sure Sam got this car moving again. She knew he’d been injured and the dead troodon in the middle of the narrow passageway was a testament to the battle he’d fought, but that didn’t matter. That was only one dinosaur. By her own calculations, thousands of hadrosaurs were at risk at this moment and they needed to get moving.
“Myra?”
“We’ve got to get Clive and get out of here.”
“I know, that’s what we’re going to do just as soon as we can.”
“No! I mean we’ve got to do it and we’ve got to get out of here now!”
“But Sam isn’t awake yet. Girlfriend has been giving him antibiotics, and Tiger Lily too. They’re both pretty much out of it.”
“Then we need to figure out how to drive this thing and catch up to Clive. I think it’s our presence that’s killing off the dinosaurs.” Myra tried to stand up, but her legs went rubbery and she fell back into her seat.
“Let me get Girlfriend. I think this is something we should talk about first.”
“No! There’s nothing to talk about.”
“What’s going on? Sam and Tiger Lily…”
Myra cut Girlfriend off. “We need to get going. We need to get Clive and get out of here and we need to do it as soon as possible.”
“And we’re going to do that just as soon as Sam can get up and drive.”
“No. We’ve got to do it now. We can’t wait around. Don’t you realize what’s happening?”
Girlfriend shrugged at Lin. “Apparently not. Lin, do you know what’s going on?”
“There’s no time to explain. Just sitting here and talking, dinosaurs are out there dying. I should have seen it before. I’m so stupid. Of course there’s a temporal paradox. It’s killing the dinosaurs.”
“How do you know it’s not just the way they died out?”
“I don’t have time to explain. We’ve got to get going. We’ve got to go.”
Sam struggled to hold himself up in the door way. His arm was now in a sling. Girlfriend gasped and rushed to his side. “I’ve been listening as best I could. This thing is pretty easy to drive. I’ll get us going again.”
“Thank you, Sam.” Myra once again tried to get up, but nearly fell over. Lin supported her.
Lin smiled. “I think you need to get some sleep.”
Myra didn’t fight. Now that she knew Sam was going to get them to Clive, her mind turned off. She barely registered the softness of the bed as Lin lowered her onto it.
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Read Along: Paradise Palms: Chapter 40
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Girlfriend
Girlfriend stood over Sam and tried to think of what to do next. Lin cowered on the bed next to unconscious Tiger Lily, and Myra was in the back rocking back and forth with a baby hadrosaur. With Sam incapacitated, that left only her to take care of the mess.
The medical kit was still out. “Lin, I need your help. Please.”
Lin, wide-eyed and scared, shook her head. Girlfriend wanted to slap her, but held back.
“Lin! I need your help. It took all three of us to stitch up Tiger Lily. I can’t help Sam alone. Please Lin!”
Lin looked up and swallowed hard. She nodded her head and unwound herself from Tiger Lily. “What can I do?”
Girlfriend didn’t answer. She didn’t know what to do first. Sam’s shoulder was bleeding badly, but his leg looked far worse. She ripped off Sam’s shirt and wrapped it around his shoulder as best she could and then pulled off his pants.
The deepest wound was on the outside of his leg. Girlfriend was glad it wasn’t on the inside where he could have bled out in a matter of seconds. They would have time.
“We need to move him. I can’t work on him with this thing underneath him.”
Sam had fallen on top of the troodon he’d killed. Killed with his bare hands. Girlfriend had known Sam to be an animal killer and knew it was all part of nature, but to see a man kill a dinosaur with his bare hands, now that was insane. Pieces of blood and brain still oozed down the wall.
Lin did her best to lift up Sam’s legs while Girlfriend lifted his shoulders. They dragged him to a flat area just under the ladder. Girlfriend looked up at the closed hatch and heard scraping. Another had gotten on top of the car. Why did Sam have to get injured? She just wanted to get out of there. They needed to get moving. What if something bigger came by? What if-
“Stop it,” she told herself.
“What?” Lin looked up, confusion on her face.
“I’m sorry. I’m just creeping myself out. Try and get his legs as straight as possible. We’re going to need to stitch that up. It looks so painful.”
“I don’t think I can do what Sam did with Tiger Lily. I mean, I can hold his leg as best I can, but he’ll hurt me if I can’t hold on.”
“See if you can find some rope. We’ll tie him down if we have to.”
Lin got up and started looking through the cabinets while Girlfriend cleaned Sam’s leg. He didn’t even flinch when she poured in the hydrogen peroxide or when she squeezed the deepest of the cuts together.
“Lin, I don’t think we’ll need it. Just come over here and sit on his legs. He’s out pretty good.”
Lin closed the cabinet she was looking in and returned to sit on Sam’s feet. She put her hands on his knees and leaned down with all her weight. “I hope this works.”
Girlfriend worked quickly to stitch up Sam’s leg. She had to wash out the wound several times as she went to make sure she stitched Sam as neatly as she could. It didn’t matter how careful she did the stitching – and stitching skin made her wince each time the needle went in and came back out – she knew Sam would have a brutal scar.
Once Sam’s leg was stitched and bandaged – he hadn’t moved during the entire process – they set to work on his shoulder. Girlfriend held the wound together and Lin applied butterfly bandages. Sam had started to stir and she didn’t want to risk performing stitches on his shoulder.
She sighed when it was complete. With Lin’s help, they rolled Sam gently into a sleeping bag and zipped him into it. She put a pillow under his head and laid down next to him. Lin curled up next to Tiger Lily and they all fell asleep.
Squawking, much like a bird, awoke Girlfriend. The inside of the car was all dark save the lights from the consoles.
“Is anyone awake?” She asked.
“Yeah, I’m up,” Lin answered. “Myra is sitting on the roof of the car.”
Girlfriend’s mind instantly snapped awake. She stood quickly, steadied herself as the blood drained from her brain, causing her to lose her vision momentarily, and as soon as she was steady enough, she climbed the ladder. Sitting with her feet dangled over the edge of the car, Myra rocked with the baby dinosaur.
“Myra? It’s not safe to be up here.”
“Look at them, Girlfriend.” Myra pointed to the sky. “Pteranodon. Most people call them pterodactyl, but that’s a common mistake. See how they join together in flight, fall, and separate?”
Girlfriend watched them for a minute in the bright moonlight. The moon sat huge in the sky, giving ample light. She didn’t answer Myra.
“I think they’re breeding. It’s so romantic.”
In a weird sort of way, Girlfriend could see where Myra was coming from. She really wanted to give her the chance to watch the dinosaurs she so obviously loved, but safety was the top concern.
“Myra, you need to come inside. You could be in danger.”
“No, I’m not in any danger, I assure you of that. I’ve been up here for over an hour now, I think. I’ve watched as the troodons raided the nests further away. They didn’t stay around long after they couldn’t find another way into the car. They’re very smart, but they’re hungry. I saw a couple of them trying to eat an adult hadrosaur, but the skin was too tough for their small teeth. They needed easier prey. Something like this little guy.”
Myra stroked the head of the baby as it slept in her arms. Girlfriend took a seat next to Myra. The drone of bugs filled the air along with growls, howls, and screeches from the distance.
“Is it everything you expected?” Girlfriend asked, scanning the ground to make sure nothing approached or swam through the water. The last thing they needed was to be surprised.
“No. This is everything I expected times a thousand.” Two pteranodons coupled, spiraled downward, and detached from one another, taking off in different directions with magnificent grace. “Isn’t that incredible? It’s almost as if I found a field research location that shouldn’t exist.”
“It shouldn’t, but it does, well, it did. I don’t know. I have mixed feelings about being here. It just doesn’t feel right, but I’m not about to leave Sam behind.”
“Is that the only reason you came?”
“No. I had to make sure you were alright. I mean, we’d only just met, but I couldn’t abandon you here.”
“I feel bad for Lin and Tiger Lily. Those two are out of their element. At least you’ve been with Sam and you have some idea of what the wilderness holds. Those two really have no idea.”
“Honestly, I don’t know what to expect out here. Frankly, I don’t think you do either. You may have studied all this, but honestly, how much of this is anything like what you studied?”
“Seriously? It’s only different with the behaviors of the animals. The climate, the dinosaurs, the insects, it’s all just like I imagined. I think the biggest surprise is that the moon is so big and bright. This means there’s a lot more nocturnal activity than I had expected.”
“Really?” Girlfriend hadn’t expected that answer. “So you mean all that study and everything has paid off?”
“Oh, I assure you there’s a lot I hadn’t expected. The abundance of vegetation I should have suspected, being that the hadrosaur are so populous, especially in Minnesota, but these fields of water and grasses go on forever, it looks like. This I hadn’t expected. The troodons swimming was a real surprise, but I guess I should have expected them to do something similar. They really didn’t swim as much as I think they ran across the shallow water with their heads low to avoid detection, much like Clive had noted a tyrannosaurus had done while sneaking up to attack a hadrosaur.”
“What?”
“Oh, we’d hear one approaching. Don’t worry.”
“If one could sneak up on a hadrosaur without it noticing, I don’t think we’d stand much of a chance and I don’t think we need to be risking it by sitting out here. Besides, if that thing wakes up, it’ll make enough noise to attract every predator in the area.”
Myra smiled a weak, tired smile. “You’re right. I really should get some sleep. I’ll feed this little guy and get to bed.”
“You know that Sam isn’t very happy you brought that thing onto the car.”
“Oh, I know, but he’ll warm up to it.”
“Myra, seriously, he still hasn’t warmed up to you. I don’t think he’s going to warm up to that.”
Myra looked offended. “What do you want me to do? Just leave it here?”
Girlfriend shrugged. “I don’t know. I think I’m just tired too. I guess we’ll have to talk about it as a group and decide what to do with it. Let’s just get inside and get some rest. I think Sam will have to teach me how to drive this thing. He’s not going to be in much condition to drive for some time.”
“Maybe we should go back to the camp?”
Girlfriend hadn’t thought of that. They had come here to save Clive, but with two people severely injured, the question became, should they?
“Again, we’ll all have to discuss that as a group.”
Myra nodded and yawned. “It can wait until the morning.”
As Myra climbed down the ladder, Girlfriend looked back to the sky to the mating Pteranodons as they swooped and connected and separated. Such an awe-inspiring sight.
Girlfriend closed and locked the hatch once she was inside. She checked and changed both Sam’s and Tiger Lily’s bandages and massaged disinfectant onto the cuts. They both gave minor protest. They gave slightly more protest as she forced each of them to swallow an antibiotic she found in the case.
She wished she had the strength to lift Sam onto the bed, but she didn’t, and no amount of wishing would allow her to do so. She pulled up another sleeping bag, took up her place at his side, and fell back to sleep.
Read Along: Paradise Palms: Chapter 39
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Sam
Sam shrugged the gun off his shoulder, letting it clatter to the ground — it was out of ammunition anyway so there was no risk of a misfire — and laid Tiger Lily as gently as he could onto the bed. She grunted a little when he put her down.
“Someone get the medical kit! Doc said it had everything we’d need in there and we need everything!”
No one answered and Sam didn’t want to leave her alone. “You’re going to be alright, Tiger Lily.” He ran a hand over her forehead. She was definitely in shock, and he couldn’t blame her. She was almost dragged off to her death. Hell, he’d probably be in shock if he’d been in that position. He couldn’t blame her for freaking out.
He unwrapped the t-shirt from her arm and looked at the cuts. There were more tears in the skin and a little into the flesh, but with a few stitches and several days, she’d be fine. He’d just need to make sure to disinfect everything. Lizards have nasty mouths and if he didn’t, she could get a terrible infection that could kill her.
“Where are you? I need help here!”
Sam re-wrapped the blood-soaked t-shirt on her arm to try and stem the slow ooze. Girlfriend came down the ladder first, followed by the topless Lin. Sam looked away. He had seen her with her shirt off, but didn’t want to make an issue of it. She was, after all, only a little girl. She was what? Seventeen at the most. He tried to shake the vision out of his mind. There were more important things to think about right now. Like how to field dress a wound.
“I need that med kit. Quickly. I’ve got to stitch her up and while she’s in shock, she might not feel anything.”
“I’m on it, Sam,” Girlfriend answered.
Girlfriend ran to the back of the car. Lin covered her chest with her arms and followed Girlfriend. She looked at the floor the whole way. Sam felt bad for her. Her friend was hurt and she was surely embarrassed. Sam wanted to do something for her, but now wasn’t the time.
Girlfriend screamed from the back and then yelled angrily.
“What’s going on?” Sam yelled.
“Don’t worry about it,” Girlfriend shouted back.
Sam rolled his eyes. He hated it when she did that. If it was nothing, why’d she scream? He looked at Tiger Lily and thought about leaving her to go find out, but Girlfriend arrived with the sizeable medical kit and Lin followed, backing out from the back and shaking her head. She’d put on a white shirt and blood had already stained it.
“What’s going on?”
“You just take care of Tiger Lily. She needs your help right now.”
“Fine. I need you and Lin, Lin come over here. I need you two to hold her down. Cleaning this out is going to hurt like a bitch, but I need to really clean it. Okay?”
They both nodded.
“I suggest you don’t watch if you’ve got a weak stomach.”
Girlfriend held Tiger Lily down by the arms while Lin straddled her hips.
Once he had the hydrogen peroxide, Sam pulled off the soaked t-shirt and poured the solution onto Tiger Lily’s arm. She gnashed her teeth and pulled. Sam held her wrist tight and the struggle stopped quickly. The peroxide bubbled and foamed. He knew it had to hurt.
With his free hand, he took off his belt and handed it to Girlfriend. “Put this in her mouth. If she gnashes her teeth like that again, she could break a tooth. I’m sure she won’t remember any of this because of the shock, so don’t worry about hurting her right now. We need to get this stitched up. Lin, hold her arm while I get the needle and thread ready. Lin? Are you alright?”
Lin sucked in a breath. “I’m fine.”
She wasn’t fine. She was pale and looked sick. Regardless, he let her take Tiger Lily’s arm and got the needle and thread prepared.
Something thudded into the side of the car.
“What was that?” Girlfriend asked.
“Probably one of those things is still hungry. They can’t get up here. That’s not important right now. Hold her down.”
Sam, as neatly as he could, stitched up the four long gashes in Tiger Lily’s arm. Girlfriend held one end of the arm while Sam held the wrist and worked the needle in and out and pulled the cuts closed. When he finished he cleaned everything up with peroxide again and bandaged the wound.
“This is probably going to need to be changed in an hour or two, but I want us to get going again. I’m sorry I stopped. I really thought everything would be alright.”
Sam looked around.
“Where’s Myra?”
Girlfriend frowned.
“What? Where is she?”
“She’s in the back,” Girlfriend said not hiding the tone of disappointment.
“And?”
“Come on.”
She got up and led Sam to the back of the car. What? So Myra was hiding. What was the big deal in that? Again something thudded into the side of the car. Sam flinched as did Girlfriend. They had to get underway. They didn’t have time to deal with this. He didn’t want to get stuck umpty million years in the past. Why had he agreed to allow them all to come? He should have stuck to his guns and gone by himself to find Clive. No sightseeing, just out and back.
Sure he was fascinated with everything around them. It was amazing to see dinosaurs in action, but not when they’re eating the people you’re with.
Girlfriend pointed to Myra, huddled in the corner with something in her arms. She was covered in a bloody, mucousy gore. And in her arms she held one of the babies.
Sam thought his head was going to explode.
“What the hell is that?” He demanded. He couldn’t keep from yelling. “You put Tiger Lily’s life at risk to bring one of those damn things inside? Are you insane? We all risked our lives to save you and this is how you thank us? By putting us at risk like that? What were you thinking?”
Girlfriend put her hand on his arm, but he shrugged her off and stalked around the table in the middle of the room to stand over Myra.
“I’ve got it in my mind to throw you and that damn thing off this car and let you fend for yourself. What’s going to happen the next time we find something cute you want to take home? Are you really going to let someone die? Don’t you understand…”
Girlfriend pulled hard on his arm. He turned and glared at her. “What?”
“Shut up. Can’t you see she’s sorry?”
Sam looked down at her and snarled. She was a crying mess. He didn’t care. Tiger Lily, someone Sam barely knew but Lin cared for her, had almost died because Myra wanted to save one of the stupid dinosaurs. It was going to die anyway. They all died. None of them made it. So what difference did it make to save one? It was downright stupid.
Another thump came, but this one from inside. Lin shrieked. Sam didn’t waste any more time on Myra. She’d have to live with herself and her decision. Without thinking, he pushed Girlfriend out of the way. She clutched onto his shirt to keep her balance.
Sam froze for only an instant. At the base of the ladder into the car stood one of those damn things and it was looking where Lin and Tiger Lily were. Sam screamed and charged it. He wasn’t going to let one of the girls get hurt again and his rage at Myra could be put to good use.
The thing’s head tilted to the side like a curious dog as it looked at Sam. When it saw him running, it crouched and leapt at him. It wasn’t that big, maybe a hundred pounds, but Sam wasn’t able to dodge the claws in time. He caught it in mid-air and the claws raked his leg. As he tried to crush the slippery-skinned devil, Sam felt teeth dig into his shoulder.
“Yee-ow!”
Sam started to lose his balance, but twisted and drove the head of the beast into the bulkhead of the car. It let go, stunned, and Sam took its head in one hand and smashed it again and again into the wall until its blood and brains stained the wall. He let the limp body drop to the ground.
With his adrenaline still pumping through his veins, he tore off his shirt and looked at his shoulder. The bite was about as bad as Tiger Lily’s and damn, it hurt. He didn’t even want to look at his leg.
“Girlfriend,” he said weakly as he fell on top of his attacker.
“Sam! Sam!”
“Close it. Close the hatch,” said Sam through gritted teeth as he passed out.
Read Along: Paradise Palms: Chapter 38
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Lin
Lin held her breath. She slowly turned her head to look up at Sam. He side-stepped along the top of the car and made his way toward the back, the gun trained on a spot in the water. His aim shifted quickly to another spot, then back to the first. She saw his jaw slacken, then his face firm up.
“Myra, get out of that nest.”
“Not without the babies.”
“I don’t have time to argue. Girlfriend, you’re closest, get to the ladder and get up here. Now!”
Sam’s voice was strong and commanding, but Lin could sense an undertone of fear in what he said. Sam had spent a great deal of time hunting. What could possibly have him spooked?
“Slow down!” Sam snapped at Girlfriend. “Walk slowly. No sudden movements. Myra, get the hell out of that nest and do it now.”
Lin heard something crack from inside the nest. One of the hatchlings must be breaking further out of its shell. Whatever had spooked Sam must be coming to the call of the hatchlings. Sam switched his aim from three or four different points.
“Tiger Lily, start toward the car. Lin, Myra, hold up.”
Myra worked her way out of the nest and stood next to Lin. Something squeaked from inside of Myra’s blouse.
“You didn’t!” Lin said accusingly.
“I couldn’t just leave them all there. They’ll die.”
“Myra, I think something has arrived to eat them. Think! Just like in the wild, animals smell hatchlings and come to feed. With no parents around, these ones are doomed. You’ve got to put that thing back.”
“But I’ve already got its smell on me.”
The things head poked out of Myra’s blouse. Its mess had gotten all over her, as well as the pungent reek. Even if she did put it back, the smell was all over her and anything hunting them would find her.
Girlfriend had made her way to the ladder and slowly climbed up. Tiger Lily tip-toed her way across the short distance from the nest to the car.
“Lin! Move.”
Lin took one small step toward the car, and the world changed. She couldn’t exactly explain it at first, but everything moved in slow motion. The water exploded near Tiger Lily. First a tiny head came out of the water, long and reptilian, followed by a rounded body the size of a large dog, with really long, skinny legs and short arms. It rushed Tiger Lily and grabbed her arm, even before she had a chance to react. Its long teeth drew blood the instant they came in contact with skin, causing her to scream. Loud and piercing. Lin made a lurch to help, but the beady eyes, deep blue in color, stared at her as if to say “you’re next.” Lin couldn’t move.
The thing dragged Tiger Lily toward the water with powerful jerks of its neck. Tiger Lily fell to the ground and tried to pull back, but with each tug, her arm bled more and her screams grew louder.
Sam fired and the beast dropped dead next to Tiger Lily, her arm still in the thing’s mouth. Lin rushed over to help, but a second beast leapt from the water and stood on its fallen comrade, hissing at Lin saying “Keep away from my food.” Lin scanned the ground for anything to use as a weapon, but every last twig was inside the nest. The bare ground provided nothing to use as a weapon.
Lin spun on Myra, the little hadrosaur’s head poking out of her blouse.
“Give it!” Lin demanded and grabbed the baby from Myra’s blouse. Myra fought to keep it, but Lin’s grasp caught her by surprise, and in a moment she had the baby. It made her sick to think about what she was about to do, but it was either a baby dinosaur that was slated to die anyway, or Tiger Lily, who shouldn’t be here in the first place. She put the baby over her head and tossed it at the dinosaur.
It ducked and let the baby fly over its head. The baby landed with a wet thud near the water’s edge. Another long-necked dinosaur grabbed the baby from the shore.
Another gunshot rang out and the second beast fell.
“Gun jammed. Get up here now!”
Girlfriend had climbed back down the ladder and both she and Lin rushed to Tiger Lily’s side.
“Are you alright?” Lin asked, while Girlfriend worked to free Tiger Lily’s arm from the beast’s jaws.
Sam fired into the water and something splashed away. “Myra! Get the hell out of that nest and get up here. Now!”
Lin didn’t look to see what that was all about. Tiger Lily had turned a frightened shade of white and had lost a good deal of blood. The thing had caught her by the forearm, but the lacerations didn’t look deep enough to have done any serious damage. She’d have some wicked scars to talk about, though.
Once her arm was free of the teeth, Lin took off her shirt, a vintage Metallica t-shirt wasn’t as important as Tiger Lily, and wrapped it around Tiger Lily’s arm. Her breathing had gone shallow and her skin felt clammy. She was in shock. They needed to get her inside, and quickly. Maybe Girlfriend could stitch up the worst of the cuts in Tiger Lily’s arm.
Tiger Lily barely helped as Girlfriend and Lin pushed and pulled her up the ladder. As soon as he could reach down, Sam grabbed Tiger Lily’s good arm and pulled her up with one heave.
“I would have come down to help, but I picked off two more. I don’t think they can get up here.”
Lin’s ears barely registered what he said and her mind couldn’t process it. She hadn’t even heard the gun fire after the second shot. How many had there been? And how had they snuck up so quickly? Myra hadn’t mentioned anything like this that she might have read in the notes. Information like that would be vital before being stupid enough to go and look at dinosaurs in their stupid nest.
Lin wanted to give Myra a piece of her mind, but the woman was nowhere to be seen. She hadn’t helped with Tiger Lily. She just ran and hid. Lin wanted to be mad at her, but if it had been Myra who’d been grabbed, she probably would have let them take her. She felt guilty for being mad.
“Let’s get her inside. There’s a first aid kit and we’ve got to get her bandaged up fast,” Sam said.
Lin looked back at the nest. Two more of the beasts were in the nest, making short work of the babies and the rest of the eggs. She wanted to be sick. She’d seen snakes on the Discovery Channel eating eggs, but this was different. It was brutal. The cracking of shells and the sound of helpless squeaks as they ate.
Lin turned away as Sam disappeared with Tiger Lily over his shoulder, her blood dripping from her limp arm wrapped in the shirt and staining his shirt.
“Let’s go,” Girlfriend said. I think there’s a jacket or something you can put on.
Lin looked down at her bare chest, her small breasts covered in Tiger Lily’s blood. She crossed her arms over her chest and suddenly felt embarrassed. Sam had seen her. But had he really? No, she couldn’t think like that. Sam was a good man and they were in a crisis. She felt so stupid.
“Come on,” Girlfriend nudged her. We need to do whatever we can for Tiger Lily. I’m sure I brought an extra shirt too.”
“I brought an extra. I guess I just didn’t think…”
“You don’t need to explain. I was about to do the same thing. Let’s get inside. I don’t think they can get up here, but better not to chance it.”
Lin nodded. She choked back a cry. She’d have time to cry later. For now, there was a situation to deal with.
Read Along: Paradise Palms: Chapter 37
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Myra
Over the years, Myra had gotten used to reading many a dry thesis paper. Most made some sense, but none had what Clive’s notebooks contained: live observation. She pored through the books reading about migratory patterns, feeding patterns, mating rituals. Even the minor coloring patterns and feeding rituals had Myra fascinated. This was fact; not concocted theory about a long dead animal that no one had ever seen.
The most fascinating portions were about how the hadrosaurs would group together whenever a threat, such as a tyrannosaurus, would appear. They would all face outward and protect as many clutches of eggs and young as they could. Even if it meant that one or two of the young would be eaten by the predator, they’d maintain their circle. A true collective mindset. Concern over the herd, not the individual. Sick and lame would also be excluded from the protection from the circle.
In one note, Clive had mentioned how a large, male tyrannosaur appeared quite suddenly. It had been sliding across the ground on its belly, hidden by the muck and tall reeds, and popped up near a grazing female. It didn’t stand a chance as the beast rose up and rammed the lone hadrosaur. Once it’d been knocked down, the tyrannosaur made short work of dispatching it. The herd saw the event and once the predator was eating, they ignored it, somehow knowing they were safe.
Myra looked up at the portal. Her head swam. She’d been so intent on reading as much as she could she’d made herself carsick. She got out some of the ginger pills she’d given Tiger Lily and took two. Lin also looked a little green around the gills, so she offered two to her.
“Thanks,” Lin said.
Tiger Lily stirred slightly.
“Is she alright?”
“She fell asleep, I think. I slept some last night before we came, but she didn’t. She wanted to make sure everything was ready to go and that all the monitoring we’d put in place was secure. I tried to stay up with her, because I was so excited about coming, but my brain just said sleep.”
“Why did you and Tiger Lily come? I can see why Sam came. This almost seems like his element to be in, and I doubt Girlfriend would leave his side in a situation like this, but you and Tiger Lily, I just can’t make sense out of the two of you being here.”
Lin ran her hands over her hair and tugged at her pony tail. “Well, Doc Brenner talked to us for a long time. Basically he wants us to find his son. That’s simple enough. Sam can follow the GPS device, but that’s not all Doc wants. He also wants us to hook into the front loader that Clive is driving. It has a lot of equipment on it that’s tracking the environment, sun and moon movements, star layout. Things like that. It’s not just a simple front loader, but a solar powered powerhouse of technology. He’s worried that something might be wrong with his son and if Clive can’t operate the equipment on the loader, Doc wants Tiger Lily and I to look things over to see what we can recover from it.
“Actually, the loader was never intended to leave the camp as far as Clive has gone. It has some things for Clive to keep him sustained, but this vehicle,” Lin motioned around them. “Was what Doc and Clive had intended for a long excursion.”
Myra sat with one hand on the open page of the journal. “So, do you think something in Clive has snapped?”
Lin shrugged. “I really don’t know. I’m a little concerned about Tiger Lily. We’ve only been here a short time and I think the gravity of the situation finally hit her. That and pure exhaustion. It is possible that Clive, having been here for some time, finally snapped, but I find that hard to believe. Something bigger must be going on and we’re missing it totally. You know?”
Myra nodded. “I think I do. I mean, I only got to looking around for a little bit before you all showed up. I’ve looked at his notes and saw a little of what was going on, but even reading his journal, I don’t think he lost it in any way. Maybe if I keep reading, I’ll find something. The journals are all dated, do you want to help me read through them? We can just look at the later journals and see what we find.”
“Sure.” Lin started to unbuckle her belt, but as she did the car slowed drastically, tilted to one side, and stopped.
“Myra!” Sam shouted. “I think we need you up here.”
His shout echoed throughout the car and even Tiger Lily picked up her head.
“What’s going on?” she asked sleepily.
Lin put her hand on Tiger Lily’s shoulder. “Something is going on. Sam wants Myra. Let’s go check it out.”
Myra looked at Lin and Tiger Lily as if they could answer her question. She knew they couldn’t. She’d have to go up front and see what it was that Sam wanted. She unbuckled her belt, and went up to the driver’s area.
Sam stood looking out the front window with Girlfriend. They spoke quietly to each other. Myra cleared her throat.
“Oh, Myra. I think we need to stop and look around outside. Are you up for it?” Sam asked.
“Go outside? Here?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I guess we could. All theory suggests that the hadrosaurs are harmless herbivores.”
“Harmless what?”
“They only eat plants. It would be like looking at a bunch of giraffes. They’d be more scared of us.”
“Oh,” Sam shrugged. “Come on, we need to go look outside.”
Sam seemed almost childlike as he excitedly climbed the ladder and opened the top hatch. Myra followed him. The rest made their way to the top of the car as well.
Sam stood at the edge of the car and looked down. “Right there. What do you think?”
Myra put her hand on his shoulder to keep from losing her balance. With the car at an angle, it looked farther to the ground than it really was. The car was parked on a small rise from the shallow water covered with sticks, reeds, and branches. She looked down into a massive clutch of eggs. No, not just eggs, hatching eggs! Several of the eggs twitched and moved.
Myra started for the ladder, but stopped herself. She looked around the area, but didn’t see any hadrosaurs standing. Looking at the ground brought her fears to her. They’d stopped at one of the herds Clive had noted on the window. It was the closest herd, she forgot which number Clive had given to it. All around, in the muck and mire, lay the herd. Dead. All of them were dead. Several other clutches of eggs. She couldn’t tell from this distance if any of them had hatchlings.
A piercing cry caught her attention. A head protruded from an egg shell, its bill raised to the sky, crying. Myra turned around and prepared to go down the ladder.
“What are you doing?” Sam asked.
She looked up at him from her kneeling position. Girlfriend, Lin, and Tiger Lily all looked at her expectantly. “I’m going down to check on them.”
“What?” He looked at her, shocked. “What do you possibly hope to gain by doing that?”
She narrowed her eyes. “Experience. I’ve dreamed of touching a dinosaur. This is something I’m going to do.”
“What if a T. rex or something comes by? And there are those little ones too. I’m sure a couple followed us. Surely they see the easy pickings out here. I can’t just let you go down there.”
“Then get your big gun and protect me if anything comes near. This is a chance I cannot pass up.”
Myra put her feet on the ladder rungs. Sam’s hand shot down and caught her by the wrist. “I can’t let you do that. At least wait until I actually go and get the gun before you go down there.”
Myra conceded and sat on the edge of the car, her stomach a twist of excitement as she watched and listened to the tiny hadrosaur. Lin and Tiger Lily sat by her side and Girlfriend knelt behind her.
Girlfriend broke the silence. “I made Sam stop. I knew you’d want to see this.”
Myra turned around. “Thank you. Thank you so much. I don’t think you can possibly understand what this means to me. I’ve read about dinosaurs since I was eight. I’ve always, and I mean always, dreamed of touching one. When I saw that dead hadrosaur back on the lake, all I could think of was getting to it and touching it, somehow affirming in my mind that it was real.”
Myra reached up and pulled Girlfriend in for a hug.
“Okay, okay. Break it up. We can’t waste much time here. This thing is making great time and we’ll catch up to Clive in no time at all, but I don’t want to dilly dally too long. Whoever is going down there, get going and I’ll keep watch over you.” Sam raised a pair of binoculars to his eyes and scanned the horizon, the gun held in his other hand, ready to fire.
Myra wasted no time at all climbing down the ladder. She half expected the ground to be damp or spongy and was surprised at how firm it felt under her feet. But then having a three ton dinosaur pack the earth down, it only made sense that the ground was firm and it was high enough above the water level to be very dry.
She wanted to rush over to the nest, but her legs felt rubbery the closer she got. By the time she made it to the nest, two more voices had joined the first, their high-pitched squeals music to Myra’s ears.
The edge of the nest rose up nearly four feet. Myra had to pull herself up and into it. She swung her legs around sat on the edge, afraid to go further.
“Go on,” she heard from behind her. She looked back and Girlfriend, Lin, and Tiger Lily all stood behind her. Girlfriend made a ‘go ahead’ motion. Myra smiled and mouthed “Thank you.”
No more of the eggs appeared to be moving. Only the three had hatched and only the heads were visible. The three struggled to escape the shells, each no bigger than a newborn baby, but would grow steadily and significantly over the next few years. The tiny heads had no crest, but those would grow and develop by the time the little ones had reached adolescence.
“Hello there, little ones.” Myra reached out to touch one of the babies. Its slimy head felt smooth under her hand. It stopped its squeaking and moved its mouth toward her hand. It gaped and made a throaty, expectant gurgle. It thought she was going to feed it.
“What have we got in the car? Any fruit or anything? These babies need to eat, and the parents are all dead.”
“What?” Sam shouted down.
“We need to feed these babies. Their parents are all dead.”
Sam shook his head. “I hate to be a party pooper, but there’s no way we’re going to hang around here and feed babies; we need to get Doc’s son and get back. I hate to sound brutal, but this is nature and we’re not getting in the way.”
Myra felt as if Sam had pulled her heart out and threw it to the ground. How could he be so cruel and heartless? So impassionate? If they left the little ones here, they’d bake in the sun and die a horrible death. Myra wanted to pull each out from their shell and hold them near her. To caress them and tell them everything would be alright. She needed to care for them.
“Nobody move!” Sam shouted. “Hold very still.”
Sometimes she gets my sense of humor
This weekend was a lot of yard work. A LOT of yard work. Part of that yard work was cutting down an ugly tree by the front door of the house. Once it was chopped down I had to cram the thing into a trash can so I had to cut it into small enough pieces so it would fit.
The wife and my favorite daughter were digging little holes and planting plants. It was a good time had by all as we were out in 103F weather doing yard work. Yeah.
As I was chopping this tree into trashcan-sized bits, I held a branch out to my favorite daughter.
ME: Hey kid, should we save this for your green smoothies?
MFD: yeah, and I saw some great dandelions in the neighbor’s yard. Let me grab those too.
This led to much laughter, dropping of shovels, and inadvertent holes getting dug.
Once I finished with chopping the tree into bits, I went to help with the planting of plants and flowers. The wife holds her hand out like a doctor and says “I need the stoopy.” She will deny to the ends of time that she didn’t say ‘Stoopy’. She said ‘Scoopy’. I know what I heard her say and it was another round of laughter by all, dropping of stoopies, shovels, and plants.
After two or three hours in the hot, hot sun, we were all quite silly, but the yard work got done, we all relaxed in the AC while drinking cold beverages, and it was nap time.
This was a good weekend. Yes, yes it was.
Until Next Time!
WOO WOO!
Read Along: Paradise Palms: Chapter 36
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Lin
Lin held Tiger Lily’s hand. They both gripped tightly as the sounds of Sam shooting something carried on. Lin dreaded her decision to come along. What could she possibly contribute, anyway? It was more out of curiosity that she pressured Sam to allow her and Tiger Lily to come along. Tiger Lily, whom Lin was certain didn’t like Sam for some reason, hadn’t pushed to go or to stay and just followed Lin. Now faced with reality, Lin wanted to be back in her trailer, away from all this.
Five minutes turned into ten before Sam finally emerged from the woods. He only had his rifle with him, but he looked all sweaty and tired. The four of them, Tiger Lily last of course, ran from the door and rushed to Sam.
Girlfriend was the first to reach him and she wrapped her arms around him and kissed him. Lin stopped running as did Myra and Tiger Lily. Best to let those two have their moment. Lin had never seen two people kiss like that. She looked away to the woods.
Once Girlfriend released Sam’s lips, he said. “We need to go and we need to go now. I don’t know what that was I shot, but it was big and it’s likely to be angry. I’m sure it’ll come back and I don’t think we want to be here.”
“I think we need to see if there’s anything else we might need in these other buildings first,” Lin said. She really wanted to see what kind of equipment they might have. Something might prove useful.
“I’m sorry. We can look when we come back. I didn’t find the officer. We need to leave.”
Myra chimed in, “Let me go get some of the books and journals from inside. Maybe there’s something in them that can help us understand what might be happening here.”
“Fine. Get the books and whatever. See if there’s more food. We’ll want all we can get together. I’m going to position myself on the car and if that thing comes back, I’ll have to ram it. Maybe that’ll scare it off. I don’t know.”
Tiger Lily looked like she wanted to make a snide remark, but kept her words to herself. Lin looked longingly at the other buildings and wondered what they might contain. There had to be a satellite link up in there. Doc had said he used her antenna because having his own would attract too much attention to what he was doing. He had said they’d have everything they needed inside the car, but that didn’t keep her curiosity down in the slightest.
The four women moved in and out of the cabin, carrying books and foodstuff as quickly as they could. Sam stood atop the car and watched and listened. Twice he aimed his rifle into the woods, but didn’t shoot. She wondered what he saw or heard. Maybe it was just something he felt.
When she was alone with Myra in the cabin, she asked her, “Do you really think that whatever Sam shot might come back?”
She shrugged. “Everything I’ve ever studied has been based on fossil records. To be perfectly honest, there’s no way to know for sure. We know that many dinosaurs had large, developed brains and must have been at least as smart as many animals today, and they survived for millions of years. Anything is possible. Even a dinosaur holding a grudge I guess. Kind of like if you kick a dog, it’ll avoid you, but if you tease it enough, it’ll eventually bite you.”
“I guess that makes sense. So we really won’t know anything until we know something.”
Myra laughed a nervous laugh. “That sounds about right, Lin. Help me grab these and I think that’s all the books I’ll need.”
“Can I help you look through these once we’re going?”
“Oh, sure. That’d help a lot.”
“I’m sure Girlfriend and Tiger Lily will want to help too.”
“Everyone is welcome to help. There’s a lot of research here. Doc Brenner’s son would have been here for a long time and he made a lot of notes. This might be the best defense we have.”
Lin took up a stack of the journals and followed Myra to the car. Tiger Lily stood at the bottom of the car’s ladder. “Is that the last of it?”
“Yup,” Myra said. She handed a few of the journals to Tiger Lily.
Girlfriend crouched at the top of the car and held her hands down. “Pass up some of those.”
“Thanks.” Lin handed up some of her load, and climbed the ladder after Myra. At the top, Sam stood aiming his rifle into the woods again.
“What is it?” Lin asked.
Sam, without shifting the aim of his rifle, looked down to the ground. “Is everyone up?”
“Yes.”
“Good. I keep seeing these small dinosaurs.”
“Oh?” Myra said. She’d slung the binoculars around her neck and raised them up to where Sam aimed. “My! It’s a troodon! A living species. This is amazing. I never…”
“And we’ll never get underway if we keep gawking. You can set up some arrangement with Doc Brenner when this is all over and spend as much time as you like here. I don’t care. Right now we need to get out of here and find Clive. So if you would be so kind as to get in and buckle up. I’d like to get this over with as quickly as possible.”
Myra looked shocked that Sam would speak so bluntly to her, but followed his instructions. He motioned for Lin to go down next. She handed down the journals to Myra and climbed down inside.
“Why doesn’t this have doors in the sides?” Tiger Lily asked as she wiped sweat from her brow.
“Doc said it was because Clive didn’t want anything to be able to just walk inside. So the door is up a ladder making it more difficult for anything to get in.” Sam closed the top hatch and locked it. “Now if there are any more questions, please keep them to yourselves until we’re on our way.”
“Sam, did you bring up the GPS tracker? So we know which way to go?” Girlfriend asked.
Sam laughed. “I saw the path he tore into the woods just to the south. It’s pretty obvious he dug through there with the front loader. I’ll be able to get started. You go ahead and get the GPS system up and running and we’ll make sure we’re headed in the right direction.”
Girlfriend buckled up in the passenger seat next to Sam. The rest had to go to the back room and sit at a metal table. They all buckled into the padded seats. As Myra started to stow the journals in a locker, she handed one to Tiger Lily and one to Lin.
“I won’t lie to you two, everything I know about dinosaurs is based on bones. It’s all guesswork. I’m not going to give any credit to anything I know until we’ve read through these. Perhaps they’ll confirm what is thought to be correct, perhaps it’ll just fill in gaps, but then maybe we’ll find something totally unexpected. Don’t discount anything you read. These may save our lives.”
“Myra,” Tiger Lily said. “Do you think this is a safe thing to be doing?”
“What do you mean?”
“Do you think we’ll all come back alive?”
“As long as we all stick together and trust one another, yes. I don’t see any reason we shouldn’t. I mean, we just need to go out, pick up Clive, and come back. Right? Isn’t that what we’re doing?”
“Yes, but what if something happens? What if we’re outside this car or something happens like we get stuck and can’t get out and have to walk. What do you think our odds are?” Tiger Lily put her hand on Lin’s knee and squeezed as the car started to roll forward. That’s when Lin knew. Tiger Lily was scared.
“That’s why we’re going to read these. The more we know about the dinosaurs that are in this area, the better off we’ll be. Right? Knowledge is power.”
“But what good will knowledge do against a twenty ton monster charging us at top speed?” Tiger Lily looked away.
Myra put down the journal and grabbed Tiger Lily’s other hand. “It’ll be alright. Let’s not go getting all worked up before we even get going. It might be a couple of days before we even get to where we’re going.”
Nails dug into Lin’s leg. “Ow!” She clutched Tiger Lily’s hand and pried it off her leg. “Tiger Lily, it’s going to be alright.”
“How do you know? How can either of you know that?” Tears streamed down her face.
“Trust. I know because I trust you,” Lin said. She felt strange, like she should be the one scared and crying. Tiger Lily had been so confident, but ever since they got here, she seemed to be falling apart. Now that they were moving-
“I want to go back. I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want to go. Get me off this thing.”
She reached for her buckle to free herself of the chair, but both Lin and Myra held her arms as the car bumped and jostled.
Myra said, “Don’t do it, Tiger Lily. You’ll fall and hurt yourself. Just stay seated.”
“Doc Brenner said he wasn’t going to check for us for three or four days anyway. It’s best if we all stay together.”
Tiger Lily struggled weakly, and finally gave up. The bumping lasted only for a short time. Through a small portal, Lin could see the trees clear and give way to the plains they’d seen. Except for an occasional bump or sideways lurch, the ride wasn’t so bad, but she wasn’t about to try standing up or walking around until she was far more certain of her footing.
Myra opened a medicine kit and handed something to Tiger Lily. “Take this. It’ll help you.”
Tiger Lily took the pills Myra had given her without a word and swallowed them. She had a drink from a bottle of water and put her head down on the table, one of her hands finding Lin’s leg once again. Lin scratched Tiger Lily’s back in an attempt to reassure her.
Myra nodded to Lin and smiled. Lin shrugged. Myra opened one of the journals and started reading.
Oh you silly little cereal box
I like me some cereal. I’m not about to grab a giant mixing bowl and dump in an entire box. That’s not smart. By the time you get to the dregs at the bottom of the bowl, it’ll be filled with cereal mush that nobody really likes. I prefer to fill a reasonably-sized bowl and repeat as often as needed (usually twice depending on how hungry I am)
It’s not the sugary goodness that is cereal that concerns me. Oh no. Not at all. I can consume cereal with the best of them. It’s also not the amount of sugary milk I’ll drink at the end of every bowl. At least it’s not filled with my favorite daughter’s weeds and grass.
What troubles me about cereal is the box. Sure, once upon a time I used to literally tear open a box in hopes of finding the price inside first. Those days it didn’t matter if the box was destroyed in the process as a box of cereal around the house when I was a kid had a shelf life of about two days before it completely disappeared.
Now that I’m older, I like things to be in order. Honest. Don’t judge me by my site! Knowing that I like things in order, cereal manufacturers all collectively assembled and decided they needed to screw with me now that I’m grown up. I know they met and said “Hey, that Murdock kid still likes cereal, let’s screw with him!” And they have. They went to great lengths to ensure my life is miserable and it’s all because of their cursed boxes!
When you look at a box of cereal on the shelf, it looks nice and innocent enough. It will usually have a cartoonish character on it smiling at you, but that’s just to hide the evil waiting for you when you finally get that box home. It’s there to seduce you into buying something that will make you cereal enjoyment difficult and painful!
You start by trying to open the cardboard top. Yes, it’s got a nice tab on it that’s designed to fit into the slot so it’ll close. There are two issues here. First is the super glue they use to make sure the two pieces of cardboard don’t come apart cleanly. On the best of days you’ll end up with a long tear or the colored wrapper. On the bad days you’ll tear the box halfway down the side before you’re able to have enough room to expose the plastic liner containing the cereal. Then if you try to separate the perforated section to put the tab in, this will usually be flimsy enough to tear and you’ll have to leave the box open for the rest of its life.
Now let’s talk about that plastic liner, shall we? This stuff could be put into space and the cereal would be unaffected. Well, it’s cereal. It’s not like it breaths. But the seal on the bag is strong enough to make grown men cry. Not that I know from experience! DON’T JUDGE ME! Again, at the best of times you’ll pull and strain to get the bag to open. The goal is to open the bag and pour our the cereal. This should not be a Herculean effort! Pulling and pulling and seeing the opening grow millimeter by millimeter is frustrating. If you go any faster, you’ll tear the bag to shreds and have a counter (and floor, and small pets) covered in cereal!
Oh! Don’t even think about bringing a sharp object near these things. Hell no! They are puncture proof. You try to cut or stab the bag and you’re in for some serious trouble. The bag will fight back! It will self heal like a bag made from troll skin! If you’re not careful, it’ll disarm you and try to cut you, man. There’s danger inside that smiling-faced box!
And another thing; more often than not, GLUED TO THE INSIDE OF THE BOX! What? Is someone going to steal the bag of cereal and leave the box on the shelf? What if I want to pull the bag out and put it in a head lock so I can get better leverage to open the box? Does getting my morning cereal really need to be so difficult?
Okay. I’m going to see if I can brush enough cereal out of the dogs hair to fill a bowl. She looks funny trying to eat it out of her fur.
Don’t even get me started on those tiny, single-serving boxes. Those were made by the devil himself! Who are those single servings for? Munchkins?
Until Next Time!
WOO WOO!
Read Along: Paradise Palms: Chapter 35
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Girlfriend
Girlfriend sat and stared out the window as Sam entered the foliage at the edge of the camp. He stepped slowly with his rifle held out in front of him. She’d seen him go off hunting and fishing before, but never had she even given it a second thought that he might be in danger. Myra sat on the bed while Lin and Tiger Lily sat at the small table. All were quiet and just waited. Girlfriend couldn’t stand the silence. She had to trust that Sam would be fine.
“Myra, are you sure you’re alright? Your car looks to be in really bad shape.”
Myra looked up, surprised that someone had said something. “Yes. Thank you. It wasn’t like I crashed into anything. Just that the front of my car disappeared and I was here, skidding to a stop. I thought I would feel something with time travel.” She laughed. “I’ve read so many books and it always sounded exciting. You know, the pull on your insides, the tingle on your skin. Things like that. It was quite anticlimactic. One moment I’m on a road in Minnesota, the next I’m here.”
Girlfriend sat on the bed next to Myra. “Any idea if that officer might still be out there?”
Myra shrugged. “I don’t know. I heard gunshots and screaming. I just don’t know. Sam’s right to go looking, I guess. I mean how will we know if he’s not still out there if someone doesn’t go and look?”
Lin leaned forward. “Do you think he’ll be alright out there? I mean, no one really knows what to expect.”
Myra smiled, “It’s just like anywhere else in the world. There’s always a chance of encountering something, but it’ll be a slim chance at best. It’s sort of like people who go on a safari to look at lions and elephants in the wild, and have to search for days before they find anything. I suspect this’ll be similar. Even though dinosaurs are bigger than an elephant, that doesn’t mean they’ll just appear when we want them too.”
“But, Girlfriend, do you think Sam can handle something that big?” Tiger Lily asked, her arms crossed over her chest as if she disapproved of the entire discussion. “I mean, sure he’s hunted deer and what not, but we’re talking about dealing with something far larger and more dangerous.”
Girlfriend didn’t want to think about that. She wanted to assume that Sam could handle anything that came his way, but Tiger Lily had a point. Sam had usually hunted something that would flee rather than fight back. Sure he’d gotten a few bear and had his trophies, but a dinosaur would be way out of his league, wouldn’t it? She didn’t want to give in to doubt. “Sam’s a hunter. I have every confidence in him to deal with any situation regarding animals. Size doesn’t matter.”
She laughed. They all laughed.
Tiger Lily said, “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t say things like that. I’m just nervous and none of us have any idea what to expect in this place. I mean, are we really going to try and find Clive? He could be anywhere.”
“We’ve got the GPS device in the car. Finding him shouldn’t be difficult at all,” said Girlfriend.
“What do you mean, find Clive? Tell me again who Clive is?” Myra asked.
“It’s Doc Brenner’s son.” Girlfriend did her best to sum up their conversation with Doc and the time machine, and that Doc would only send them back if they would search for Clive and find out what’s happened to him. Myra nodded through most of it.
“So we’re going out there?” she asked, sounding a little excited. “I mean, really going out there to the field where the herds of hadrosaurs are?”
“If that’s the direction Clive took, then yes. That’s where we’ll be going.”
Myra got up and strode over to the window facing the plains. She put her hand up next to some of the writing. Girlfriend got up and stood next to her and read the words. “Herd #12: first affected” with an arrow pointing into the distance. She focused her eyes on the distant plains and the black spots out there.
“What is that?”
“As best as I can tell, it’s a herd of hadrosaurs.”
“It doesn’t look like any of them are moving. Kind of like cows that just stand around all day, huh?”
Myra shook her head. “I don’t think so. I think something is happening and that’s why Clive took off. He wanted to see first hand what is going on, or perhaps how far it extends.”
“You think they’re dying?”
“Could be. I hope not, but I think something, a disease perhaps, might be wiping out the herds.” Myra started crying.
Girlfriend put her arm around her. “But, isn’t this what was supposed to have happened to the dinosaurs? They all just died off?”
“Yes, but I had thought that coming back here, I’d be able to see them, close up. Research them. Look at them. Maybe even touch them. I don’t know. It’s like a girlhood dream gone wrong.”
Something crashed in the woods.
“What was that?” Tiger Lily said, and she jumped up and opened the front door.
“Close the door!” Girlfriend yelled. “We can see from the window.”
All four stood and stared out the window and waited. An unnatural stillness came over the woods. The first thing close to silence they’d had since arriving. Girlfriend stared and waited. Whatever had made that crash had to be huge. Was he alright? Was it even near Sam? What was it? Girlfriend rubbed her forehead.
“I guess I was wrong,” Myra said. “I guess there is something nearby. I wonder if this cabin has attracted something. Maybe the sound of that vehicle’s motors brought it here.”
“That’s it! Maybe we can make enough noise, so that whatever it is will ignore Sam. You know, if we bang on the windows or something.”
Girlfriend and Myra banged their hands on the window and shouted. Tiger Lily opened and slammed the door.
Lin paled. “Won’t that make it come up here? I mean, I don’t want whatever that is to go after Sam, but we don’t have any guns. Sam has a gun. At least he can protect himself. What have we got?”
They all froze. Girlfriend hadn’t thought it through that far. Lin was right. They needed to just remain quiet and hope for the best. Girlfriend stared out the window, and waited.
A gunshot rang out followed by a roar. Sam had struck the first blow, but why? Had it seen him? Was it after him? Another shot echoed through the strange wilderness.
Two more shots rang out. Girlfriend reached down and clutched Myra’s hand. She needed some sort of comfort. She might be squeezing the life out of Myra’s hand, but she didn’t care. She needed to know that Sam was alright.
Another shot rang out followed by a horrifying bellow so loud that the windows rattled. Once the roar died down, heavy footsteps stomped off into the distance. The silence didn’t last long and was replaced by the constant drone of bugs.
“What happened?” Lin asked. “Is that a good thing that it ran off? What happened to Sam?”
Tiger Lily shushed Lin. All four stood, staring out the window, and waited.
