How I write so darned fast.

How do I write so fast?
I know I write fast. I’m not nearly as quick with my writing as Nathan Lowell (who will rack up 5,000-10,000 words per day), but I’m quick. How quick? Well, so far this year I’ve written over 71,000 words. That means I’ve averaged over 1400 words pre day, but I haven’t written every single day this year. On the days I have written I’ve averaged just shy of 2000 words. My best word count so far is just over 4000 words.
So Yes, I think I write fairly quickly, but to be honest, I don’t feel like I do. I know I could write a lot more words. I waste a lot of time. I surf the web, I watch TV, I read books. I also have a full-time job. I have a daughter with a busy social life. I have a wife. I spend time with my family. I do housework. I spend time with friends.
And I write.
Writing is a hobby. It’s something I love to do. I enjoy creating worlds, universes, characters to populate my made up places. I have a blast each and every time I sit and write. Even when the words are hard to put down, I’m enjoying what I’m doing. When the blank page stares back at me and dares me to flinch, sometimes I do, but I still want to show that blank page who’s boss and write anyway.
Yes, if I had more time during the day, I’d probably write more. In my past I have had days of 10,000+ words. I know I can do it. For now, I’ll take when I can get. There’s a lot happening with my life and I’m still enjoying that as well.
How to type quickly? First, I type very fast. If you’re not a fast typist, I recommend learned how to up your typing speed. Take an online course. Take a course at your local community college. Just sit and type a LOT when you do sit in front of a computer. Also make sure you know what type of keyboard helps you type faster. I type fastest on my mechanical keyboard. It’s the type I learned how to type on way back in high school and for many years as a programmer.
Yes, I can type fast on a laptop (or netbook) but I do prefer the big kcickty-klack keyboards best. So I invested in a very nice keyboard that I use for work (it’s programmable) and I use for writing (cuz it’s awesome). This helps with my typing speed so I can get the words out of my head as quickly as possible.
Next, I know what I’m going to write before I actually write it. I don’t mean I’m plotting every single scene and writing sample dialogue. I mean that I’ve already thought the scene out and I’m ready to make it become a reality. Yes, there are times I’ll be typing away and something will happen I didn’t expect (I love those moments) and I roll with the change and keep going to see what happens next. These times I just keep at it. It’s like my hands have dislocated from my brain and words just flow out like water. Hence the term ‘flow’. This is a great time to write as the words literally flow from my brain onto the page.
But how do I do this? How can I type words to a story when I’m not sure what’s happening?
I’ve turned off my internal editor. I’ve learned to trust in myself and just let the story happen. To-date I’ve completed 15 novels and I have partials for 7 others that I intend to finish between this year and next year. So I’ve had a little bit of practice with this writing stuff. So I know what I’m capable of writing, I’ve developed my own style, and I have a great time doing it.
This last one is difficult for a new writer. I understand that. I was a new writer once. I questioned every word I put down. I questioned my plot, my characters, my motivation. I questioned everything. I asked people to read what I’d written long before it was complete and I allowed their opinions to hinder my progress and I took years before I finished anything.
Then I started reading books on writing. I read ‘rules’ for how to write a good book. What it needed to contain. How to plot the story. Growth arcs. I read conflicting ‘rules’. I would read something I liked and then read a review about why that book I just liked was a terrible book.
Again, I allowed outside influence to taint my own work. Many times I stopped writing because I felt like I was a fake, a fraud, a fool, and just plain a bad writer.
But I learned to ignore the noise. I don’t let people read anything that isn’t finished. I don’t want input on what I’m writing. I honestly don’t. You want to be a beta reader? Email me. I’ll send you something that’s a first draft of mine. Yes, it’ll have typos and grammar errors maybe a plot hole or two. But that’s what editing is for. That’s what re-writes are for.
To write faster isn’t difficult. You need to learn to ignore the noise, ignore the rules, and just go for it. Have fun! Enjoy what you’re writing. I guarantee that a reader will enjoy a book more by a person that had fun writing a bad novel than a person that hated their book and wrote some brilliant prose. Take a look at books like Twilight, 50 Shades of Gray, The Hunger Games. All these books get great reviews, and terrible reviews. Great reviews because people have fun reading them. Terrible reviews because the stories are, when you really look at them, just plain bad. The writing isn’t even that great. Yet, they sell a lot of books because people enjoy reading them and I’m willing to wager that the authors had a blast writing them as well.
So you want to write faster? Have more fun with your writing. Practice a lot! Write in more than one genre (maybe you’re trying to write a sci-fi when your heart belongs to mystery). Write some flash fiction, short fiction, write as much as you possibly can. Don’t edit as you go, just start typing and see where it leads you. Turn your brain off for an hour and just let the words flow out of your fingers. Don’t look back. Keep going forward. Look at these 1000 words I just typed. I had a blast typing them because I love to talk about writing. It took me less than 30 minutes to type.
Don’t let your brain get in the way of your writing. Trust yourself to write something enjoyable. When you get to ‘the end’ THEN turn your brain back on, read what you wrote, and fix what needs fixing. After, not during.
Speaking of writing, I should go make some words happen!
Until Next Time!
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Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences Giveaway!

Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences Giveaway!
Scott Roche, a close personal friend of mine is doing something CRAZY! He’s giving away books. Not just any books mind you, signed books! and not just any signed books, but books from SOMEONE ELSE! Like I said, CRAZY!
Scott is giving away a whole BUNCH of books! Books by the great and wonderful Tee Morris and Philippa Ballantine (also close, personal fiends of mine). Tee and Pip have written a series of books entitled: The Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences. Their latest book is coming out on March 25, 2014.
This is a rafflecopter giveaway (I can’t post the script on my wordpress site) but I can link to it! GO HERE! GO HERE NOW! Do all you can. There are signed print books, ebooks, much happiness and madness to be had by all. If you have no idea what these books are about, hop onto Amazon and pick up a copy of their first book! They’ll make you happier.
If you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer, but Mr. Roche is probably the better person to ask.
Good Luck!
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Am I logging out of NetFlix or Playing Mortal Combat?

I love me some Netflix. To be able to mainline an entire season or two (well maybe three) and still have more TV to watch is an awesome achievement. To be able to stream Netflix to my smart TV? BONUS! Color me happy.
Then my favorite daughter calls me downstairs. Nothing is playing on Netflix. Hey, I’m writing. Don’t bother me. That’s what the internet is for.
After much grumbling and complaining by both of us, we come to an accord: she’ll continue to lay on the couch while I figure out what’s wrong. So I start reading article after article. I finally get to one that suggests you simply log out of Netflix.
This leads me on a merry chase to figure out how to log out of Netflix from my smart TV and I’m right back to google.
“how to log out of netflix on a smart tv”
I read the instructions…twice. Blink. Think…wait… these are Mortal Combat kill combinations!
UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-UP-UP-UP-UP
So while my favorite daughter looks at me like I’m insane while reading, she decides to ask. I don’t answer. Oh no, that would be too simple. I just up and aim the remote at the TV and YELL!
UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-UP-UP-UP-UP! TAKE THAT! HAH
I wait, and deactive, yes, I’m logged out. I laugh manically! WOO! I’d done it! Then I go through the process of logging in once more and presto! Everything works. Thank you internet (for helping me find the instructions). Thank you Netflix (for not giving your smart TV app a logical way to log out). Thank you Mortal Combat (for being Mortal Combat)
HAH! TAKE THAT!
Until Next Time!
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A Book giveaway by Jennifer Melzer

Jennifer Melzer is a close personal friend of mine. She’s got a new book coming out and I thought you’d like to hear about it. Heck, I just found out about it because I’ve had my head stuck in the sand. When I’m writing a book,I tend to do that. Sorry.
Anyway, this isn’t about me. This is about Jenny (see, we’re close, personal friends so I don’t call her Jennifer).
Jenny appeared on my radar way back when she launched The Goblin Market podcast book. I can’t find a link to the audio, so you’ll have to suffer with the reading type version. Anyway, yes, way back even before she was Mrs. Melzer. She was good then and has only gotten better.
Her latest book, Edgelanders, looks to be amazing. Not only that, She’s GIVING AWAY COPIES! You like free. You like helping people out. Take a moment, see if this is something you’d like and join in the fun! Jenny is a great person and it would be awesome to get more word out about what she’s doing. There’s a deadline! So act fast if you want a free book (there are ebook giveaways as well as print editions!)
Stop reading already and go! Go NOW!
Until Next Time!
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HOORAY! I Won a Book!

I’m a regular reader of the blog at tor.com. I recommend reading it as they have a lot of great content and give things away all the time. I’ve entered far more times than I’ve won, but it’s always fun to try. Recently they were giving away copies of Ramona Wheeler‘s new book, Three Princes. I’d already pre-ordred the ebook as that’s how I do 99% of my reading these days, so this is an extra copy. Perhaps one day she’ll come to San Diego and I can get it signed. That’d be cool. 🙂
Anyway, this book looks like a lot of fun. I’m excited I won a copy. Check out the links, pick up a copy if you think it looks interesting.
Until Next Time!
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Wait, I don’t have anything to say!

Yesterday I was going to post about the superbowl and my thoughts, but it was pretty depressing when the best part of the game was rooting for a shutout. Sorry Broncos, you weren’t worth watching (congratz Seattle!)
Then I thought, maybe I’d post about the great commercials from the superbowl, but sadly it appears that it costs way too much to have a commercial in the superbowl, that the commercials were just plain average. Sure, there were a couple cute ones, but for the most part, they were just commercials.
Then I thought maybe I’d post about the half-time show, but I thought the Chili Peppers would have a little more stage time and Bruno Mars, are great as an entertainer as he is, doesn’t play music that I enjoy. I like watching him perform, but could do without his songs. That’s just my opinion.
Then I thought I’d post about the AWESOME carnitas my father-in-law made, but that’s just mean when you can’t smell or taste the awesomeness (and I forgot to take pictures)
Then I realized that was out of ideas on what to post for this week. I had thought that this blog post would just write itself. Perhaps I’d have an entire week’s worth of content because of that great game.
Then I realized that not everyone in the world watches the superbowl. Heck, not everyone in the United States watches the superbowl (and many of those that watch the big game, don’t watch football on a regular basis. So by having an entire week dedicated to all things superbowl was rather short-sighted of me. So once I have something interesting to say, I will say it. Until then, I’ll keep my head down and write like a mad-man!
Until Next Time!
WOO WOO!
Dang it, iTunes!

In a land far, far away, I used iTunes. It was great for organized my music, setting up tags, getting the artist, album, song title, all correct on my music. I really enjoyed importing my songs from CDs (and I had quite a collection) and now those thousands of songs are just the way I like it.
Then I get an iTunes update. Sure, why not. Apple hasn’t done me wrong before. Why would this install do anything differently, right? so I let it run and go about my business. Then iTunes fails to install properly. Huh? What? I try the install again. Again it fails. The version I have on the computer, it also doesn’t run.
I uninstall iTunes and try again by downloading it from the website. Some Apple service fails to start*, therefore doesn’t allow iTunes to start. I restart my computer. I go about uninstalling EVERYTHING Apple, I restart, I download iTunes again. It fails because of some missing service.
At this point I grumble and go about reading online about people having this issue for years (oldest I saw was from 2008). Well, I’m not about to be outdone by a piece of software. Oh no I’m not! I went about installing an older version of iTunes. Yeah. You can guess how much success I had with that.
So after two and a half hours (when I could have been writing) I give up. I read forums and they’re recommending all sorts of hack to get iTunes to just work. Well, I’m mad, unhappy, and not about to try and hack some software to work when their installer failed me. Oh hell no!
So I did a google search. “windows software like itunes”. I got a bunch of hits and lists showing multiple software like iTunes. Given that WinAmp is no longer supported and really didn’t give as robust an interface as iTunes, I felt the need to find something new. Something that felt like iTunes, but wasn’t iTunes.
There on a list, I saw MusicBee. I cried. The screenshots really didn’t look like iTunes. I really liked the iTunes interface. But I decided to read about MusicBee because all the others looked like players without much more. Like winamp. Sure, you could adjust tags and what not, but it wasn’t as clean. Building playlists weren’t as good.
But reading about MusicBee, it imported things like playlists from iTunes. You just told it where iTunes was installed and BAM! done. So I figured why not. I’ve already wasted enough time, if I don’t like MusicBee, I could always uninstall it, right?
So in went MusicBee. I told it where iTunes was (and currently sitting there and not working because it doesn’t love me any more). I liked the little bee. It was cute. Looks like it’s farting a musical note. So I was hopeful. I really was.
The interface came up and looked nothing like iTunes. At first. I clicked buttons, clicked menus, found my music, my playlists! it was all there I modified the columns to look like what I had in iTunes. I put the music in one big list. I saw where some songs I still hadn’t updated and I was able to update it just like I had in iTunes. The music played. The EQ worked. I discovered SKINS! So now instead of the gray and white of iTunes, I have some blues that looks really nice and don’t burn into my skull.
I’m only a week in, but I don’t think I’ll be reinstalling iTunes. Sure, it’ll be on another computer in case the wife or my favorite daughter (who both have iPhones) need to pull off pictures or whatever. I won’t be using it any more. I’ve got MusicBee. It seems to do all I need (and so much more). Hopefully it won’t go the way of WinAmp.
After a month, I will revisit this topic and let you know what I think of MusicBee. If I’m still happy with it, I’ll be going back to their site and donating. The software is free to download and use (as was iTunes) but if they make me happier than iTunes ever did, I will be sending some love their way. 🙂 Sorry iTunes, you’ve been replaced!
What do you use on your PC to play music? Have you found something other than iTunes? Still using iTunes? Let me know!
Until Next Time!
WOO WOO!
* this is the message I got:
Service ‘Apple Mobile Device” (Apple Mobile Device)
failed to start. Verify that you have sufficient privileges to
start system services
Book Review: John Scalzi – Redshirts – Did I miss something?

Let me start with saying I’m not a John Scalzi basher. I read his blog and for the most part I enjoy what he posts. I read Old Man’s War a long time back and thought it was an okay book. Interesting concept. Adequately told. Just not really my cup of tea. Also keep in mind that I’m not the kind of person that likes bashing a book just for the sake of bashing a book, but because this one has so many great reviews, and awards, I have to wonder…Did I miss something?
I bought the RedShirts ebook thinking this is something new by him. It’s won awards. Been nominated for others. The thing that got me to actually finish this book was that the audio book version was read by Wil Wheaton. As I said, I like John for reasons other than his writing. Wil Wheaton could read the phone book and I would enjoy listening to him. His reading of Ready Player One was brilliant. I had downloaded the sample of chapters 1-4 and thought he really had something here.
Sadly, the only reason I finished this book at all was because of the narration. Wil did a fantastic job reading this book even though ‘said’ was probably the #1 word in the book. Enough that it was like nails in my brain every time I heard ‘said’ over and over and over again.
The writing was okay. The humor, well, if Wil hadn’t been reading it I think it would have fallen flat for me. I giggled at a couple points (sadly only in chapter 1 and 2), but there were no surprising, laugh out loud moments that, based on other reviews, I went in expecting. I mean, award-winning sci-fi here! Am I missing the entire point? It felt, to me, like bad fan fiction with better grammar and decent editing and an actual plot.
Honestly, the short stories after the main part of the book were better, but felt like bloated afterthoughts. Long rambles just to try and up the word count.
As I said, if it hadn’t been for Wil, I would never have finished this book. I’m sad it won awards when so many far better books lost out.
Was it a complete waste of time? No more than sitting and watching a home improvement show or a cooking show would be, and only slightly less entertaining. If I had only ever read Chapter 1, I think I would have loved this book. Everything that followed just kept going downhill at an accelerated rate.
I think Scalzi really wanted to write something that would resonate with Trek Fans, play up the tropes, and have fun. I’m sure he did, but overall it felt awkward, clumsy, and an effort I was not expecting from one of the top sci-fi writers out there in the world today. Like I said, I gave it a shot because I like John’s blog and I like what he stands for. Sadly, this book was a miss for me. Sorry John. I’m hopeful his next book will be a better effort.
Until Next Time!
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The Magic Spreadsheet, a curse or a blessing?

I know many people have been involved in the Magic Spreadsheet. What is it? I’m glad you asked. It’s a spreadsheet out there on the internet that authors can use to track progress of their writing. If you hit that link, it’ll take a while to come up. Many authors (new and old) are using this thing to get their word counts out there in public. You can listen to Mur Lafferty’s interview with Tony Pisculli here.
I see many benefits from using a spreadsheet. I use one myself. I track the number of words I write on a given day. When I’m done, I love to look and see what progress I’ve made. Over the past couple of years, I’ve gotten a spreadsheet that really works for me and I’ve done a forecast of writing goals for the next few years (through 2020 actually). I’ve got it color-coded so I know when I hit my goal, came close, went way over, things like that. It makes me happy to look at when I get a nice string of good days under my belt and I’m really pushing the word count.
I do NOT participate on the magic spreadsheet. I almost did, but I won’t for many reasons. The biggest being that I write much faster than anyone I know that isn’t a professional writer. I don’t say that to boast, but I would hate to post on this spreadsheet and get struggling writers disappointed that they wrote 150 words that day that they’re proud of, and I’ve produced over 3,000 on that same day. I’m not here to disappoint or turn off someone who can only write 150 words a day. If that what you can do, I think that’s awesome. Go get ’em!
But I feel like some will look at the magic spreadsheet as a contest. A race. A way to point fingers at who’s slacking off and who’s doing really well. I don’t write to compete with anyone but myself, so I feel no need to post numbers on a spreadsheet for public consumption. Yes, I will post my numbers here on this blog if you care to look. I’m not shy. I feel bad about my numbers because I know I’m wasting time, procrastinating, doing things other than writing. I could probably write between 5,000 -10,000 words in a day if that’s all I had to do. I type very fast and I love the act of sitting and writing. But for now, I’m happy that I’m averaging 1650 words on the days I’m actually writing. I’ve only written 18 days in January, and I’m at nearly 30,000 words. Yes, I feel like that’s slacking off.
To me, putting my numbers on a spreadsheet like the Magic Spreadsheet would feel arrogant of me. Yes, I know I write fast. Yes, I type very quickly. I only spend about an hour a day actually writing. When I get into a groove, I can type 1500-2000 words an hour. I’ve typed up to 2700 an hour when I’m really moving. This is first draft. I’m not thinking deep thoughts. I’m just getting words on the page and getting the feeling of the story down. It’s not something that everyone can do, but should learn to do.
I’m getting sidetracked.
My spreadsheet isn’t magical. It’s informational. It tells me where I’m at, how I’m doing, and I can see that I need to improve my pace, even though I’m on target for the year. It tells me what I’ve got gaps in my days without a good reason for having gaps. If I’d kept my average word count over the past 29 days, I’d be over 47,000 words for the month. Yes, I’d be writing at NaNoWriMo speed. I get that. Like I said. I’m fast. My spreadsheet tells me that. I’ve had 7000 word days on days that I’ve put in a full 8 hour day, took the kid to practice, and came home and wrote until I was exhausted. Again, this is all personal. I keep track for me.
When I look at the spreadsheet, I see a spreadsheet of shame. I see a lot of people posting very low numbers, but they’ve got a string of days where they’ve written. That’s great. I’d just like to see more than an effort. I realize that some days you can only get in 10 or 15 minutes to write so your word count is low. If you look at Mur, she’s doing gangbusters. But I listen to her podcast and I hear her own disappointment when she has broken her string of consecutive days. She vows to pick it up and try harder and get a longer string of consecutive days. I find that admirable.
But again, this brings me to the spreadsheet of shame. Oh! You were doing so good! What happened? Why’d you break that string of 60 days of writing?
Pfft. Look at the total number of words written. Not the total number of days in an unbroken chain. That to me is far more important. If you’re knocking out big numbers AND getting in a good number of writing days done in a month, success! If you can crank out 10,000 words on Saturday and Sunday only, awesome! You’ll still put up big numbers in a month. But if you miss one day, two days, ten days, you can’t beat yourself up over those missed days. You just pick yourself up and go again. Figure out what you’re really doing this writing thing for. Are you just looking for validation that you do write and you have strings of unbroken days? Or are you trying to complete a story by hitting that keyboard as often as possible and making every moment at the keyboard count?
Don’t get distracted by a spreadsheet. Please. Yes, I keep a spreadsheet, but it’s not a competition. It’s not for bragging rights. It’s not even to prove anything. It’s just for me to look at and see how I’m doing. That’s it. I’m my own worst critic with regards as to how I’m doing and that’s it. I do it to keep myself on track and to keep my goals in front of me so I push myself that little bit harder to get more words down on the page.
Speaking of numbers, here are my counts so far this month. Like I said, I know I can do better and it’s up to me to push and motivate myself. I don’t post my numbers on the magic spreadsheet as I don’t want to discourage those that do use it. What I’d like to make sure of is that people are using it for the right reasons, to actually get themselves to sit down and be productive when they sit and write. To hold themselves accountable to their own, personal goals.
| 1/1/2014 | 0 |
| 1/2/2014 | 0 |
| 1/3/2014 | 0 |
| 1/4/2014 | 0 |
| 1/5/2014 | 0 |
| 1/6/2014 | 2467 |
| 1/7/2014 | 1358 |
| 1/8/2014 | 1110 |
| 1/9/2014 | 1736 |
| 1/10/2014 | 1230 |
| 1/11/2014 | 1056 |
| 1/12/2014 | 1557 |
| 1/13/2014 | 1186 |
| 1/14/2014 | 2123 |
| 1/15/2014 | 0 |
| 1/16/2014 | 0 |
| 1/17/2014 | 0 |
| 1/18/2014 | 0 |
| 1/19/2014 | 1503 |
| 1/20/2014 | 2115 |
| 1/21/2014 | 1733 |
| 1/22/2014 | 1639 |
| 1/23/2014 | 2895 |
| 1/24/2014 | 1034 |
| 1/25/2014 | 0 |
| 1/26/2014 | 1553 |
| 1/27/2014 | 1459 |
| 1/28/2014 | 1757 |
So what is your take on the magic spreadsheet? Do you use it? Have you thought of using it? Am I wrong?
Regardless of my own feelings, I will continue to use my spreadsheet for my own personal use and to keep myself on track. I will post my numbers here on a regular basis. Again, I’m not doing this to brag, to show off, to gloat. I’m doing this more to show what’s possible. The magic spreadsheet doesn’t give me the opportunity to communicate this, therefore I don’t participate.
Speaking of words and word counts…
Until Next Time!
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